Tuesday, July 21, 2015

ARTIST: A PERSON WHO DOES ART




According to the ever reliable (or not) Wikipedia, artist is defined as “person engaged in one or more of any of a broad spectrum of activities related to creating art, practicing the arts, and/or demonstrating an art”. The description is quite easy to understand, a PERSON who DOES ART. Meaning, a SINGER who SINGS, an ACTOR who ACTS, a DANCER who DANCES, a PAINTER who PAINTS, a SCULPTOR who SCULPTS, I could go on forever with this list but I would rather focus on the first two artists I mentioned: SINGERS who SING and ACTORS who ACT. This is of course, in the Philippine context.

A disclaimer, though. The definition of singers and actors in this blog is MY definition (since, hello, this is MY blog), so never bother contesting it. Like what I said on the previous paragraph, and I will repeat it and sound redundant, singers are those people who sing and actors are those people who act (of course, CAN being the operative word). Now, if you are the kind of person who believes otherwise and has the tendency of bashing people whose beliefs are different than yours, the return arrow in your browser is on your left-hand side, click it now, au revior! Now…

Alright. Fine. I guess it is acceptable for non-singers to have recording albums. It is their freedom and as long as there are producers who would spend for the album, then fine, I guess I cannot challenge their freedom. HOWEVER, I believe that non-singers, who quite proudly claim that they are indeed non-singers, should truly accept that they are non-singers. WHUT?! You might ask. What I simply mean is that as PROUD non-singers, they should show their audiences that they are indeed non-singers by singing live, which what singers, who proudly admit that they are singers, do (though not all). I mean, what is the purpose of doing a lip-sync singing when all of the audience members KNOW that you are a non-singer?

Another issue for me is the auto-tune recording studios do to the singing voices of non-singers. WHY ON EARTH DO THEY DO THAT WHEN THE MASSES KNOW IN THEIR GUTS THAT NON-SINGERS ARE, DUH, NON-SINGERS?! Auto-tune only makes people believe that non-singers can actually sing, when in reality, they cannot. Of course, many people would raise the argument that no one cannot not sing, which is of course a given fact. Everyone can sing Happy Birthday, but what I mean by people who CAN sing are those who can carry a tune (the RIGHT tune, I must emphasize), can go with the TRUE rhythm of the music, and hit the CORRECT note.

By this, I am not stopping non-singers to have recording albums. What I am just saying is that, as PROUD non-singers, they must show that they are indeed proud to be unable to sing as well as singers. Meaning to say, let these non-singers have albums of them singing out of tune or out of tone, not because I want them to be bashed for being non-singers, but because I want them to really show their non-singer-ness (if there is such a word) since they claim to be such. A classic example is Anne Curtis. Nuff said.

Now, lip-sync singing. I see no point in this, for both singers and non-singers. First, for non-singers, just like what I have said in the previous paragraph, everybody knows that they cannot sing well, so why should they make their fans believe that they can?

Actually, I even find it DISTURBING when non-singers (especially actors who are promoting their new show) would lip-sync a song that they did not even record. It is very much obvious because you would hear an actor speak and when s/he would sing, his/her voice would be different. I mean, can’t they just verbally promote their show? Do they REALLY HAVE to “sing”? There is actually a reason why a person is called an actor and not a singer/actor.

Now, for singers. YO, PEOPLE, YOU CAN SING!!! WHY ARE YOU DOING LIP-SYNCING?!?!!? Some would say that the singers were doing a lip-sync because they are sick and could not sing live. In the first place, why did you agree to sing if you are sick? Okay, fine, perhaps you were not sick yet when you agreed to sing, but you have to suffer the consequences of being sick, much like what the contestants of Your Face Sounds Familiar did when they were sick and they had performances. Another thing, say you were not sick when you agreed to sing, THEN YOU MUST HAVE THE DECENCY OF TAKING CARE OF YOURSELF AND PREVENTING YOURSELF FROM BEING SICK! SIMPLE!

Other people would say that lip-sync is a backup tool, in case there would be a technical problem during the performance. REALLY?!?!?! Come on, I have watched a handful of theater plays, some of them had technical problems such as lapel mics dying out on the performers or lapel mics disconnecting from the tech booth. A real performer would do his or her best to keep the show going even when his or her mic died. I even witnessed once when the actor’s mic died, he really louden his voice so that whatever he was saying would carry out to the audience. There was even a time when an actor’s mic died during a song AND dance number. The actor still sang with the help of his co-actors who offered him their lapel mic, of course inconspicuously.

Most of the time, fast paced songs are performed in duets or more. Say one singer’s mic died, the other singer should know how to catch the other singer. And it is just easy, s/he could simply hand the other singer his/her mic for the time being. Or the tech people could give a replacement mic to the dancers, who are ever present in fast paced songs, and hand it to the singer in distress. And for goodness sake, they are performing in an event, people must anticipate such difficulties, prevent them from happening, and have some backup plan, excluding the absurd lip-sync.

It is even much more impossible (yes, I deliberately exaggerated because the tendency is just very slim) to have dying mics during a mellow song. For one thing, the singer would not be dancing to the music because the song is slow. Another thing, the mic is not a lapel during a mellow number, that is why it is almost impossible for the mic to be disconnected.

And more importantly, isn’t there what we call a technical rehearsal? For those who are unfamiliar with the term, technical rehearsal is when all the technical aspects of a production are being rehearsed, like the lights, the music (minus one, duh!), the mics, the set changes (if there is any), and all other stuff like harness and others. During technical rehearsals, the mic carrier (usually the singer, or if the singer is unavailable, anyone could do this) would walk all over the stage and see whether wherever s/he goes, the mic would sound clearly.

SO THERE IS NO CREDIBLE REASON WHY LIP-SYNC SHOULD BE DONE! Even Mariah Carey risked being out of tune when she did a concert in an open field during the winter. If THE Mariah Carey could do that, everyone must have the decency to do live singing as well.
 

Tuesday, July 7, 2015

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANJELICA HUSTON!!!

May you have more birthdays to come!

I guess it was never a secret that Anjelica Huston is my ultimate favorite actress. And I would like to take this opportunity to greet her a happiest birthday. I wish you all the best.

For those who doesn't know, or those who do not bother to care, Anjelica was born on July 8, 1951. You do the math, guys. Yes, she is no longer young, but she definitely the most beautiful woman I've ever saw. By 'saw' of course I meant to see in movies as I haven't had the wonderful chance to meet her personally.

Anyway, I first encountered Anjelica when I watched The Addams Family on August 2007. When I finally realized how much I was 'addicted' to her, I used the ever-trustworthy Internet to search her out. Of course, Wikipedia worked wonders, I learned that she was born on July 8, 1951. Despite my being forgetful about dates, especially during my History classes, Anjelica's birthday was permanently stamped in my mind.


The perfect couple
Anjelica changed the course of my dreams, no joke. Before I really wanted to become a teacher (actually, I still do). I never had a favorite actor or actress. I never dreamed of becoming an actress, because I thought acting was not a worthwhile occupation. And when I fell in love with Anjelica, I not only had my first ever favorite actress, but I thought acting wasn't so bad after all. She started the acting fire in me, which was intensified by my other favorite actors and by Anjelica as well, whom I have been scouting everywhere for her films.

Then of course, there is The Addams Family, my ultimate favorite film. Because Anjelica was in the film, my liking for it intensified. And because of that, I started writing fan fictions about The Addams Family and to be more specific, about the relationship of Morticia and Gomez. Of course, while writing, I would imagine Anjelica as Morticia, and Raul Julia (although I know he is already gone and could never be Gomez again) as Gomez.


My collection ;)
Despite how my family is confused with my liking for Anjelica, I pursued buying, downloading, and watching her films, watching her TV shows, listening to her two solo songs and one group song in Smash, buying and reading her two-part autobiography, and looking for other things that are related to her (like Jack Nicholson's biography, because I know that she would be mentioned there; the novelization of The Crossing Guard; the book sequels of The Prizzi's Honor; magazine clippings that include Anjelica; watching the films her father, John Huston did; watching the films and TV shows which include her brother, Danny Huston, and nephew, Jack Huston; and other stuff I cannot remember at the moment). Years ago, I even would print her photos that I saw online. The collection is huge, as a matter of fact. Thank goodness I now have my own laptop. If not, I would still be printing out her pictures.


Rocking it!
I remember, during one HTML project for my Computer class years back, when we were supposed to create a web site using HTML about anything we want, I created a page dedicated to Anjelica. I still have the file, though I would rather not share it because it was very much mediocre and really looked like the work of a noob.

Much of what I do and think has something to do with Anjelica. Of course, I am no longer as obsessed as I was almost eight years back, when I used to watch The Addams Family and Addams Family Values alternately everytime I get home from school and pretending I was doing my assignment when my mother or my sister arrives. But still, I make it a habit to remember to post a greeting for Anjelica's birthday, what us, fans, call Anjelica Huston Day which we celebrate on the 22nd of January, and on my Anjelicaholic anniversary (September 5).

I made this blog to share how proud I am to be an Anjelicaholic. And partly because I forgot to submit my picture to Sam (the admin of Anjelica Huston Fan Page and another huge fan of Anjelica) for Anjelica's birthday. LOL :D

Now, a message to the wonderful Ms. Huston... Well, Happy birthday, first of all. And I wish you all the best (I think I am being redundant here, hahaha!!) I wish you good health. And I wish you all the blessings the Lord is capable of giving. I also wish to see more of you on films and TV shows. It greatly pleases us, your fans to see you. I also wish you good health. And lastly, I wish you'd come to the Philippines for a late book signing of your autobiography or even just to visit the country. I would really do anything to meet you in person, it's just that I cannot come to the US because, well, it's too expensive for me :)

The most beautiful and the kindest creature to walk the planet
Again, happiest birthday, to you, my greatest idol!!! :D




PHOTO CREDITS TO: Samantha Pardo of Anjelica Huston Fan Page!!!


Friday, June 12, 2015

An Addams Family Genesis



 Hello guys! I just want to share the fanfiction I am working on right now. I hope you enjoy it!

CHAPTER 1: THE FUTURE


            She was seated in front of her bureau, leaning towards the mirror as she dabbed her plump, full lips with a maroon lipstick, when someone knocked her bedroom door. She puckered her lips before turning her attention to the reflection of her door in her mirror.

            “Yes?” her icy, low voice rang out.

            The door slowly opened, letting out a loud creak. The young woman, who somehow looked like the lady in front of the mirror, except for their hairs and the obvious contrast of their clothes, frowned at the creaking door.

            “Your door is too noisy, Morticia,” she said, still eyeing the door with distaste.

         “Good morning to you, too, Ophelia,” the young woman called Morticia replied. She turned to face the other lady, Ophelia. “Please, Ophelia, ignore my door and have a seat. I like my door that way.” She gestured towards her bed before reaching out for the hair brush on her bureau.

            Still appalled by her sister’s door, Ophelia pursued the topic. “You know, Morticia, whenever you open this door, you can be heard all over the house.” To prove her point, she pushed and pulled the door several times.

            “I do not really care about being heard, Ophelia,” Morticia replied nonchalantly. She watched her sister continue playing with her door. “And please stop pushing and pulling that, the creaking will not go. Besides, since you said that the creaking is heard all over the house, surely Mother will be bothered by that.”

            The warning about their mother reprimanding her stopped Ophelia from playing with the door. She shrugged and abandoned the creaking door.

            “But how can you sneak out if your door wakes everybody up during the night?” she finally asked. She crossed the room to sit on Morticia’s bed and watched her sister brush her ebony hair from roots to tips.

            Morticia chuckled softly. “When I need to sneak out, I can always use the trapdoor,” she said, pointing on the floor. “That leads straight outside of the house. There are also several secret panels in this room which can lead to almost anywhere inside and outside the house.”

            “Lucky duck!” Ophelia exclaimed with envy in her voice.

            “Dear, you hardly have to sneak out,” Morticia pointed out. “Between the two of us, you can get away with almost anything.”

            “Except leaving at the dead of the night,” Ophelia answered. She crouched on the floor of the room, trying to look for the tell-tale signs of the trap door.

            Morticia stopped brushing her hair and stared at her sister, an appalled look evident on her face. “You have intentions of leaving the house during the night?”

            Ophelia turned to her sister, her cheeks flushing slightly. “Oh, do not look so surprised, Morticia. I do have social life, after all.”

            “Oooh,” breathed Morticia. She resumed brushing her hair. “What kind of social life? The one that involves romance?”

            “Oh, don’t tease!” Ophelia hastily said, her voice several octaves higher than usual. She tries to stop herself from blushing. She straightened up and sat back on Morticia’s bed. She turned her attention to the decorations inside her sister’s room. “After all these years, I should have been used to your… eccentric taste, apparently, I still am not.”

            “Dodging the subject of romance, I see,” Morticia commented knowingly. “Very well. But do not expect me to forget about that. I will learn about your so-called social life in one way or another. And to answer your comment, I, too, am still getting used to your penchant. Looking at the two of us, who would have really thought that we are twins?”

            “True enough,” Ophelia agreed, quite glad that Morticia dropped the subject of romance. She scanned the room with a look of mixed amazement and confusion crossing her face.

            “So, what brought you here, Ophelia?” Morticia asked to stop her sister from attempting to ask her about her boarded up windows.

            “Oh, Mother wanted to make sure that you are coming to breakfast,” her sister replied.

            “Now that is news,” Morticia commented. She put down her hairbrush and started braiding her hair into two identical plaits.

            “Morticia, don’t be hard on Mother,” Ophelia scolded. “She does care for you, you know.”

            “Does she really?” Morticia questioned in a flat voice to hide her sarcasm. She picked up two hair ties and tied the braids. “What does she want?”

            “Of course, she does!” Ophelia replied indignantly, her shrill voice ringing out.

            “Ophelia, do not talk to loud. Cleopatra might wake. It is hard to stop her tantrums when her sleep gets interrupted,” Morticia said nodding towards an African strangler, potted on her bed side table. The plant shifted but did not seem to wake.

            “Sorry,” Ophelia said apologetically. She lowered her voice and continued, “Just do not speak of Mother like that. You might not believe it, but she cares. Anyway, she is calling for a family meeting during breakfast.”

            “Alright, fine, I am coming,” Morticia said reluctantly as she stood up to go. “I wonder what this is all about. Last time it was about a trip to Hawaii.”

            “Oh, it won’t be that bad, and Hawaii wasn’t too bad, too,” Ophelia replied. She also stood up, patted the daisies on her blonde hair to check if they are still there, before hooking her arm on the crook of Morticia’s. “She said it’s about our future.”

            “Wonderful,” Morticia commented, not bothering to hide the sarcasm in her voice, before slamming down her bedroom door.

From the bedside table, Cleopatra shifted and continued to sleep peacefully.

***

            “What are you wearing?” an elegant-looking woman, who looked so much like the twins, asked Morticia as the twins enter the dining room. The smile on Morticia’s face slowly disappeared as she watched the woman’s frown deepen while she eyed her dark clothing.

Morticia was wearing a dark gray, long sleeved smock that stopped a little above her knees over a black, fishnet stockings, and a pair of black, leather heeled ankle boots.

The woman’s frown transformed into a deep scowl as she eyed Morticia’s equally dark makeup. Besides her maroon lipstick, Morticia looked even paler with the black, heavy lines around her almond-shaped, icy blue eyes. Her thick, long, and permed eyelashes looked even thicker with the black mascara applied on them, with matching gray to black gradient of eye shadow on her eyelids.

Morticia sighed before replying, “Day clothes?”

“Day clothes,” the woman repeated in distaste. “Ophelia’s clothes are day clothes. Can you not be normal? Even with just the clothing?”

Morticia opened her mouth to respond but Ophelia stopped her by replying, “Now, now, Mother. What happened to pleasantries first during the morning? Good morning, Mother.”

“Morticia happened,” Mrs. Frump murmured. She walked around the table, sat on her chair, and started eating. “And don’t you dare start, Ophelia.”

“Mother,” Ophelia began as she and Morticia sat on their chair on either side of Mrs. Frump’s. “None of us is normal.”

“It does not have to show, does it?” their mother retorted. “You father’s late again. And thank goodness you finally showed up in this family’s table, Morticia.”

“Regretting it already,” Morticia mumbled. She picked up her dining knife and forcefully stabbed the toast on her plate.

“Have I not repeatedly told you not to play with your food, young lady?” Mrs. Frump barked. She glared at her daughter, and for a miniscule amount of time, a look of love and longing crossed her eyes. And as fast as it came, it was gone.

Morticia once again sighed. She let go of her knife and sat back on her chair, her arms crossed. She looked at Ophelia, who was already spreading a gray jelly on her toast, and raised a perfectly sculpted eyebrow but sad nothing.

“I am not late, you just want to eat early,” a deep, booming voice of a man said. He was a beefy man, but with a kind twinkle in his eyes. “And Esmeralda, stop whining about Morticia’s clothes. You do that every time, and on the next meals, she does not come to the table and eat with us. I hardly see our daughter because of your rants. Good morning, angel,” he said kissing Ophelia’s flowery head. “Your daisies look well, Ophelia.”

“Thank you, Father,” she replied, looking up at Mr. Frump. “I just watered them this morning.”

Mr. Frump smiled at Ophelia before crossing to the other side of the table to kiss Morticia on the head. “Good morning, my dark angel.”

“Hello, Father,” Morticia replied, a hint of warm affection in her voice was evident.

            “That is why she continues on doing whatever nonsense she is doing, Hector,” Mrs. Frump angrily said as Mr. Frump sat on his chair across hers and began eating his breakfast.

            “You spoil her,” she said after a few moments of Mr. Frump’s silence to ignore her. She said the word as if it was a bowlful of fruit cereal with fresh milk. Still, Mr. Frump chose to ignore his wife’s comment. He and Ophelia continued eating in silence. Morticia glared at her mother, but still said nothing.

            “Eat,” Mrs. Frump commanded Morticia.

            Morticia closed her eyes for a few seconds before sighing and picking up her for and taking out her knife from the toast. She took a deep breath and started spread some algae jelly on the toast. When she finally took a bite, Mrs. Frump relaxed on her seat and continued eating. For a while, they looked like a traditional family, enjoying a quiet meal.

However, that illusion was disrupted when Mrs. Frump clapped her hands together to remove the bread crumbs from her hands. She briefly glanced pointedly at her husband, conveying some sort of message – if not a threat. He pursed his lips together in reply, and released the knife and fork from his grasps in a clutter, as he sat back on his chair. Morticia and Ophelia both looked at their father expectantly.

“Your mother wants to discuss something with the both of you,” he simply said, not giving anything away.

Ophelia quietly laid down her knife and fork and turned to face her mother as Morticia, fully aware of her mother’s irritation to most of her actions, let go of her fork on the plate and moved to stab her toast once again with her knife.

“How many times do I have to tell you, Morticia?” barked Mrs. Frump angrily. “Do not play with you –”

She was not able to finish her sentence because her daughter already stabbed the toast with her knife, before finally shifting her attention to her overly irritated mother. She curled the sides of her lips to humor Mrs. Frump’s irritation.

“I’m warning you, young lady,” Mrs. Frump said through gritted teeth. She took a long, deep breath before speaking again. “Now, I want to discuss about your future. Have you already decided to which college will you be going in the fall?”

“Yes, Mother,” Ophelia replied, intending to pry her mother’s scrutinizing glare from her sister. “I am going to West Parker and take up agrarian studies.”

“Good choice,” commented Mrs. Frump with a proud smile.

“I’d really want to know which plants can grow on my head,” Ophelia added. “I was hoping I can grow a garden.”

            “That’s wonderful, dear,” Mrs. Frump replied, still smiling. Her warm affection visibly waned as she turned to her other daughter. Her smile melted and her eyebrows drew close to each other. “And you, Morticia?”

            “Salem University, witchcraft,” Morticia proudly replied. Both Ophelia and Mr. Frump smiled in agreement to Morticia’s choice. But Mrs. Frump thought otherwise. Her face hardened and paled, while her eyes dance with rage.

            “Salem University in Salem, Massachusetts?” she asked, her voice constricted with a mixture of fear and anger. She grabbed the table cloth so hard, as if her sanity depended on it.

            “Yes,” Morticia happily replied. Her happiness was very innocent, void of the usual sarcasm and estrangement she would give her mother, that when she turned to face Mrs. Frump, she was hoping to see her as happy and proud as she is, after all, Mrs. Frump had her college at Salem. But when she saw her mother’s livid eyes, she gasped in fear. Mr. Frump and Ophelia’s smiles also melted at the sight of Mrs. Frump’s reaction.

            “You will not be going to Salem,” Mrs. Frump said, looking straightly to Morticia’s eyes.

            “What?” Morticia and Ophelia asked in identically shocked voices.

            “You heard me, Morticia. You will not go to Salem,” Mrs. Frump turned to her other daughter. “And stay out of this, Ophelia.”

            A long silence enveloped the room. The air was so thick with pressure that Morticia had a hard time breathing properly. She felt as if she was doused with a boiling pot of caramel in a rainbow colored aquarium.

            “Why?” she finally asked, her voice so hushed that it was barely audible.

            “You do not have to know why.”

            “I am a witch. I have to go to Salem.”

            “No,”

            “You went to Salem, why shouldn’t I?”

            “I said, you will not be going!”

            “But –”

            “No buts. I said no!”

            “Father…” Morticia pleaded for her father’s help with very beseeching eyes that Mr. Frump could not resist.

            “Esmeralda, maybe –” he began but Mrs. Frump stopped him with a glare.

            “Don’t you dare, Hector!” she shouted in rage. By this time, she and Morticia were standing up, both very emotional. The former, in fury of her daughter’s persistence, while the latter, in pleading for her mother’s change of mind. Mrs. Frump took another deep breath and sat down.

“Morticia, sit down,” Mr. Frump said, trying to calm his daughter down. Morticia ignored him and remained standing. Ophelia crossed the table to Morticia’s side, held her sister by the shoulders and tried to make her sit. Still, she did not budge.

            “You heard your father, sit down!” Mrs. Frump cried as she glared at her. Her face was red and a vein on her temple was visibly throbbing. Reluctantly, Morticia sat down. Ophelia remained standing next to her, still holding her shoulders to show support. There was silence at first, but broken by Mrs. Frump.

            “My decision is final, Morticia. You will not go to Salem. Where else were you accepted?” she asked in a tone of finality to dismiss any more discussion about Salem University. However, her daughter chose not to answer.

            “Morticia…” she warned.

            “Esmeralda, let us talk about this later, when the two of you have already calmed down,” Mr. Frump said. He stood up to go.

            “No one is leaving this table until we’re done discussing about Morticia’s schooling. And I am calm!” she nearly screamed, stopping her husband from leaving. He sat back down as she pressed Morticia on.

            “Where else have you been accepted?” she repeated, her voice full of malice. Still, Morticia remained quiet. “Morticia! Answer me!”

            Morticia winced as her mother threw her dining knife in frustration. It whizzed past her right ear, missing her about a quarter of an inch, and hitting an ancient china plate on display behind her. The plate broke and fell on the floor into hundreds of pieces.

            “West Parker. Yale. And Stanford,” she finally answered, her voice maintaining its hushed volume. “For literature.”

            “Fine, you will go to West Parker with your sister,” Mrs. Frump said with a tone of finality.

            “No, Mother,” she spoke up, reflecting her mother’s tone. “I am going to Salem.”

            “Why do you have to be so stubborn? So hard-headed?!” her mother asked. She balled her fists in irritation. “I clearly remember that I said no!”

            “Alright, if you will keep on insisting on what you want given the irony that what we are having is a discussion,” Morticia began. “I will not go to college at all.”

            “What?” Ophelia incredulously asked. She dropped her hands from her sister’s shoulder.

            “Morticia, you should give this a further thought,” Mr. Frump added, similarly shocked as Ophelia.

            “No, Father. I’d rather not go to college at all if I will not be studying in Salem,” Morticia replied. She challenged her mother’s glare.

            “Then leave this house,” Mrs. Frump retorted.

            “Esmeralda!” Mr. Frump exclaimed as he stood up in defense for their daughter.  “Do not be rash!”

            “It’s alright, Father,” Morticia quietly said, adapting the calm intonation she previously had. “I will leave if that is Mother’s wish.”

            She pushed her chair back and stood up to go.

            “Leave this dwelling and do not bother coming back,” Mrs. Frump warned as Morticia was about to step out of the room. “And you will be cut off.”

            Morticia swiveled and faced her mother. Her eyes were like circles of Antarctic glaciers. She smiled without humor.

            “Like that matters to me, Mother,” she frostily said. Then she turned around and continued walking away.

            Ophelia, however shocked, pursued her sister. Mr. Frump glared at his wife but said nothing, before pushing his chair backwards with so much force that the legs broke off. He turned his heel, and followed his daughters out the dining room.

            Mrs. Frump raised an eyebrow in amusement before taking another toast from the bread basket, buttered it, and once again ate, as if nothing happened.

***

            “Morticia, wait!” Ophelia called. Morticia stopped walking. She faced her sister, waiting for her to catch up despite her want to just ignore Ophelia. She glanced behind her sister and saw her father coming as well.

            “You are not seriously considering the idea of leaving, are you?” Ophelia asked the moment she reached her sister.

            “I have never been this serious in my life. And she wants me to,” Morticia nonchalantly replied with a shrug. “Besides, why should I study in a place where I do not want to? And study a discipline that does not interest me? I’d rather not.”

            “But darling, you cannot just leave,” Mr. Frump countered.

            “And you are interested in literature, European literature, to be exact,” Ophelia added.

            “Of course, I can, Father,” she replied, ignoring her sister’s comment. “I am of age, and I can use my savings to go…”

            “Where?” Ophelia pressed on.

            “I do not know. Anywhere but her, I suppose.”

            “And what will you do?” her father asked, his voice full of concern.

            “Father,” Ophelia began. Her eyes were full of panic and her hands were shaking in anxiety. “You cannot let Morticia leave! You heard what Mother said, once she leaves, she cannot come back!”

            “Do not worry about me, Ophelia, dear. I will be fine,” Morticia reassured her twin sister. She turned to her father. “I do not know. Perhaps find a job that will finance my education at Salem. Or look for a scholarship for me in Salem.”

            “Darling, I am sorry I was not able to defend you from your mother,” Mr. Frump apologetically said. “When we started this family, we both agreed that she will be in charge of your education.”

            “It was not your fault, Father. And I am not blaming you for not defending me,” she replied with a weak smile. She patted her father’s shoulder to console him.

            “Morticia, please,” Ophelia begged. Her eyes were brimming with tears. She took Morticia’s free hand and squeezed it, trying to convey a silent message. Then she added, “Please don’t leave.”

            “I never knew you are very much attached to me, Ophelia,” Morticia said, her lips slightly parted in an amused smile.

            “You are my only sister,” Ophelia replied, as if that already explained her actions. “So will you please not leave?”

            Morticia sighed. “I just do not understand why she won’t let me go to Salem. She went there, why shouldn’t I?”

            “Salem University was a traumatic place for your mother, you should understand that,” Mr. Frump told Morticia and Ophelia.

            “Quite contrary to what we’ve seen,” objected Morticia.

            “What do you mean?”

            “We saw Mother’s mementos from college,” Ophelia said. “Her year books, some correspondence during the school year, even her college diary entries said that her stay in Salem was wonderful.”

            “Those encouraged me to go to Salem,” Morticia added.

            Mr. Frump closed his eyes and sighed. When he opened them, they were raw and fragile, showing great sadness.

            “Something terrible happened in Salem,” he finally said after a long pause.

            “We know,” the twins replied in unison. “Aunt Esther.”

            “How…?”

            “We saw her death certificate in the attic together with Mother’s college things,” Ophelia answered as if that was obvious.

            “And we saw an article from an old newspaper years ago, saying that at big explosion killed an unnamed female student in Salem,” Morticia added. “Besides, you cannot expect us to buy your preposterous story of how Aunt Esther died. Who would die in overdose of cyanide?”

            “Then you should understand why your mother is against you going to Salem,” Mr. Frump replied.

            “Not at all,” Morticia objected. “What happened to Aunt Esther was caused by a number of circumstances, not necessarily applicable to me. Besides, given my knowledge of what Aunt Esther did, I know what I must not do. Over the years, science has proven and disputed a lot of things. I know better.”

            “I know that your mother knows that –”

            “Does she really?”

            “Of course she does,” Mr. Frump sighed. “But she does not want to gamble your chances.”

            “She does not trust me then,”

            “No, darling. She is just afraid that what happened to her sister might happen to her daughter. She doesn’t want to lose you, given that you are the complete resemblance of your Aunt Esther.”

            “So because of her fear, I cannot do what I want to do?” Morticia asked. “That is hardly fair, Father.”

            “Please reconsider this,” Ophelia insisted. “I do not want you to go. Doesn’t that give any weight for a change of heart?”

            “I am sorry, Ophelia,” Morticia replied, her eyes mirroring her sister’s sadness. She shrugged, trying to look nonchalant. She waved her hand, gesturing towards the totality of the house. “Mother made her decision, and I made mine. Leaving this house seems to be the only thing we can agree on.”

            “Father! Please do something,” Ophelia pleaded. She was bouncing on the balls of her feet; the petals of the daisies on her head were showering both Mr. Frump and Morticia.

            “You will be fine, Ophelia,” Morticia assured with a slight smile. “You will be an only child.”

            “Oh, Morticia, don’t kid! This is serious!”

            “I am serious, Ophelia.”

            “How about a compromise, darling?” Mr. Frump asked, interrupting the twins. They both abruptly faced him.

            “What compromise?” Morticia asked warily.

            “You will study Literature in West Parker, and I will finance your post-graduate study in Salem,” he proposed. “Or better yet, in Transylvania.”

            “Tr… Transyl… vania?” Morticia asked incredulously, at which Mr. Frump nodded at. After a moment’s thought, she finally responded. “This is not a compromise, Father. This is a bribe. A bribe for me to do what Mother wants.”

            “Be that as it may, I only want you to stay here,” he answered.

            “Well…” Morticia began.

            “Oh, Morticia!” Ophelia cried. “Accept Father’s offer, for goodness’ sake!”

            “Alright, alright,” Morticia replied, putting up her hands in defeat.

            “Oh, thank you, Morticia!” Ophelia almost screamed. She threw her hands around her sister and locked her in a tight embrace. She angled her head towards Mr. Frump. “Thank you, too, Father!”

            “Ophelia,” Morticia rasped. “I cannot breathe.”

            “Oh, sorry!” Ophelia replied as she let go of her sister. “I am just so happy that you are staying!”

            “So I see,” Morticia replied with a smile. She looked at her father and gave him a quick peck on the cheek. “At the moment, I do not know how I should feel about our arrangement. But I supposed I should be grateful. Thank you Father.”

            “You are most welcome, Morticia,” he replied. “It makes me happy to see the two of you happy.”

            “Happy…” Morticia murmured, weighing the word on her tongue. Right now, she does not know whether she likes it or not. Especially now that Ophelia linked an arm around hers, distracting her thoughts. She smiled sweetly at Morticia and batted her eyelids.

            “What?” Morticia asked suspiciously. She narrowed her eyes and turned to analyze her sister’s unusual behavior.

            “Let’s go shopping!” Ophelia exclaimed in a musical tone. Her eyes were giddy with unexpected excitement.

            “Shopping for what?” Morticia asked.

            “Clothes!”

            “Clothes?” she repeated, raising an eyebrow.

            “For the fall, of course!”

            “Ophelia, you and I have a very different taste for clothes. I do not see how we could shop together.”

            “Of course we can, spoilsport” Ophelia countered. “The ghastlier you think the clothes are, the more I like it. And it goes vice versa! We match perfectly!”

            “Hmmm, you do have a point,” Morticia replied after a moment of contemplation. “But we both cannot drive. How are we supposed to go downtown?”

            The twins thought for a moment. Then an identical glint appeared in their eyes as they knowingly looked at each other in agreement. They slowly turned towards their father and smiled sweetly at him.

            “Alright, alright,” he said, smiling broadly. “I will drive you downtown.”
 
            “Thank you, Father!”


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